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Got questions, requests, custom order ideas, or reports of green baby sightings? You’re in the right place.


We’re a small but suspicious operation run out of a forest hovel, so please allow a little time for responses (especially if Randy is on inventory duty). We’ll get back to you as soon as possible — probably before Cheryl figures out how to send another email with her toy phone.


Use the form below, or send a raven. Either works.